futuremy children: mom, we want concert tic-
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
I’m just so sad that everything is changing. It’s not the same coming home and not being able to just go next door to visit. I don’t blame my aunt. She’s my mom’s sister. It’s just sad. For 20 years I lived next to my aunt, uncle and cousins and now they live in 4 different places. Never again will we have a Mother’s Day lunch or any kind of family get together next door. They grew apart and that’s fine. I wouldn’t want them to be miserable. I’ve never had to deal with divorce with family I’m so close with. It’s like sides are forced to be picked and it sucks. My uncle has been put through it and I know my cousins are hurt. I just pray that when it comes to the day that I get married, that we are meant to be together forever. I never want to put my future children, nieces and nephews through this. It doesn’t have to be your own parents for it to be upsetting. I just want everything to be normal again. Or as normal as it can be.>
Many of us know Olive Garden’s slogan When You’re Here, You’re Family. Well, I recently put that to the test.
The tables were wooden and nice to sit at. The chairs were also comfortable. The view wasn’t anything special, but there was a pretty cool looking van in the Walmart parking lot that had flames on its sides.
I was immediately offered wine, and after admitting I was underage, refused wine. If you’re going to offer me wine, please don’t rescind your offer. It’s common courtesy.
The napkins were probably the highlight. They were cloth and worked really well at cleaning the windows. One waiter told me I didn’t have to do that, but I insisted. After all, I like a good, clear view of parking lots. Who doesn’t.
Finally, it was time to order. I went with the pizza. The menu said I could pick four toppings, so I chose half portions of eight toppings. There were only seven to choose from, though, so I made one up. “…and blorgaspork.”
"Sorry? What is blorgaspork?"
"That’s your job to know, now isn’t it."
After a reasonable wait, my food arrived. It was a really good meal, not exactly overpriced, but not exactly underpriced either. It was just priced.
My waiter soon arrived and asked me if I wanted dessert.
"Steve," I said, "Have a seat."
"I have this business idea. And while I’m here, and we’re family, I was hoping you could give me a loan."
Steve tried to laugh it off. Like it was some kind of joke. I was offended and he could tell. “Steve, this isn’t a joke.”
Steve looked a bit nervous. I grabbed his hands and pinned them to the table. “Are we family or not, Steve.”
"Not in the literal sense…" said Steve. I wasn’t going to let him reason his way out of this one.
"Look, Steve. I cleaned your windows. Family does that for each other. They clean each others’ windows. Now, don’t you think I deserve that loan? We’re family, Steve, we’re family."
Steve handed me 13 bucks. “Thanks, Steve.”
"When he was dying, I said: ‘Moe, how am I going to live without you?’ He answered: ‘Take the love you have for me, and spread it around."
my heart just shattered